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Mario Creepypasta: Vengeful Yoshi's
Mario Creepypasta: Vengeful Yoshi’s
Hi, my name is Chris or that’s what friends and family call me and I currently live in Germany. After a long pulling and pushing, I decided to write and share this story. I write it as warning, a warning to the world to treat your Yoshi nicely because Yoshi’s are vengeful monsters and you might be next. But first, read my advice. Maybe then you will think twice, before abandoning your Yoshi into a bottomless pit or lava or another deathtrap. You might be next and this could maybe save you.
Now for the start of the story. It happened two years ago, which is 2013 by the time I’m writing this. I’m an old dog in regards of Nintendo. I was already around and playing, when the NES first arrived in Europe. Back then I was about 7. Since then I saw much. But even an old dog like me, can still learn things from something, I thought I know off all. “Yoshi’s are vengeful demons”, can’t say it often enough.
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Literature
Existenz zwischen Welten
Ich kann fühlen, doch bin ich nicht da.
Ich kann greifen und es verschwindet von der Welt.
Ich kann sehen, doch niemand sieht mich, bemerkt nur eine unerklärliche Existenz.
Ich kann hören, doch fast niemand hört mich.
Ich kann verletzt sein und Bluten, doch Blut ist nicht am Boden.
Was bin ich?!
Eine Existenz zwischen den Welten, alleine, verloren, dem Tot geweiht.
Vielleicht bringt mich der Tot zurück in die Welt, in der ich wandle aber nicht bin.
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Literature
Wenn Graupen auf Backpflaumen Treffen
Es ist brütend heiß so dass die 150 g Graupen wie in 50 g Butterfett gekleidet schwitzen. Um die Sauerei loszuwerden Entscheiden sich die Graupen in einen guten Liter Wasser zu springen. Leider ist das Wasser bereits voll mit 250 g ‚magerem‘ Speck. Damit alle ihren Spaß haben können, lassen sie sich nun unter ständigem umrühren, für etwa eine Dreiviertelstunde lang weich kochen. Dann wird es dem Speck zu viel und er lässt sich herausnehmen um in sich die warme Sonne zu stellen.
Nun da Platz im Wasser ist, wollen sich 250 g Backpflaumen einweichen. Nach einem ordentlichen Wasserbad wollen sich die Pflaumen mit etwas Zitronenschale abreiben lassen, und Fragen die Helfer Zimtstangen dazu. Als nächstes steht das Dünsten in der Sauna, mit einem besonderen Einweichwasser-Aufguss, für etwa eine Viertelstunde lang, an. Die ganze Suppe kann inzwischen mit Salz und etwa 2 Esslöffel Zuckerrübensirup abgeschmeckt werden.
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Meet me! (Creepypasta Metroid)
Jess lives alone, is in his early twenties and working for a company that clears out old houses and abandoned storehouses, depots and whatnot. They re-sell the stuff they find for profit. In a recent job they had to empty an old warehouse close to his hometown. Some other big shots want to build a new, bigger storage there. Since most of the employees work on jobs already and can’t help until mid of next week, he is ordered to check it first and take out the things he can carry by his own to give the company. It’s routine for him so nothing special so far. Next day, it was Saturday, he takes they keys and drives there. It’s located a bit off-road, deep in an old industry complex. It’s clear it has to be some years it was last used.
Upon entering some big dust piles get blown in the air by the incoming breeze. A lot of boxes with faded emblems block the sight into the building from the front door. They are big and of strong metal so he can’t do a thing with
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Literature
Alien Sozialstudie (German)
Ein seichter Wind weht über die dunklen Grasflächen am Straßenrand. Kaum ein Auto befindet sich noch auf dem anliegenden Parkplatz oder im nächstgelegenen Parkhaus, und für die nächste Stunde wird kein Zug mehr die Gleise erschüttern. Busse fahren nicht mehr und Taxis müssen extra bestellt werden. Die wenigen Menschen die ebenfalls aus dem Zug gestiegen sind, haben bereits ihre Autos erreicht und sind davon gefahren. Er hat leider kein eigenes Auto, darum muss er warten, bis er von einem Bekannten abgeholt wird. Sitzend auf der Wartebank schaut er gen Himmel und betrachtet fragend das Sternenmeer.
„Ob es intelligentes Leben in den Weiten des Alls gibt? Bestimmt, aber wenn es intelligent ist, wird es sich von der Erde fernhalten oder sich über uns amüsieren. Wenn nicht, wird es gar nicht in der Lage sein, zu uns zu kommen, außer es ist etwas organisches, dass keine Raumschiffe oder sonst was braucht, um durch den leeren Raum z
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Mega Man C - X
Prologue:
"Your body may change but your heart and soul will stay the same."
Doctor Thomas Light
21st century; year 20XX, Gregorian calendar
The developing of humanoid robots found a fast pace during this time. At first they were very cube and not very agile. However, determined scientists saw much potential in it and of course various companies to cut their costs. However, above all, industrial nations with huge interest in military pushed it forward the most. The speed in the development became very rapid and after the first fully functional models, though still very far from humanlike robots were made. Many new and young scientists popped up like nothing and soon, whole academies determined to it came into existence. Young geniuses named Thomas Light and Albert W. Wily were amongst them and should soon revolt the science of robotics but this is still years in the future.
While those two studied the course of robots took clearly one direction. The governments pushed towards military
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Literature
Sea Assassin Yamito part 1
Sea Assassin Yamito
In a marine base from the New World and in the middle of the night, it is pretty much quiet besides the normal night shift. There was no alarm but there is someone in it. He waits patient in the cabin of the commander for his target to arrive. As preparation he already, invisible disabled any means of calling for help. The one spot that is left is calculated in his plan and he assured it won't work in the right time. He always enjoys playing with his prey, especially when it is a pirate. He makes no difference between right or wrong, good or bad, pirate or marine if he accepts a job. They all are just targets for him. Values like good or bad and right or wrong are always just opinions. The worst killer can call himself good and the friendliest man is evil scum in a marine's opinion. He himself doesn't think he is a knight or a killer, he is just death for his target and a no one besides that. Sometimes an invisible shadow and other times just a tool for someone else
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Wonderful news
It's in the middle of august and the world is at peace. Right now Konohagakure is celebrating a summer festival. Of course our Konoha crew won't let that chance slip and met all at the festival. They had lots of fun this day and right now they are all assembled, waiting for the fireworks that soon will start. Hinata who seemed to have something important on mind all day starts to talk now.
"Naruto, sitting like that with everyone I think this is the perfect time to tell you." Her face sparkles in happiness. "What is it Hinata?" He is curious what could cause her to act like that. "You know, I didn't feel too well lately so I decided to visit the doctor to learn why. It also happened that Tsunade-sama was there by chance and she took the check on me. When she was finished she had a strange look on her face and I thought it was something serious… Then she told me all of a sudden and smiling that I am pregnant since a few days." Silence is in the circle right now and Naruto starts to
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Hikari no unmei Arc 1 Ch. 7 P4
The ship with Taka as well submits a good speed but there is still no way they reach Hyroga in less than one day. The ship currently sails through a big shoal. It has many different kinds of fish in it, unusual but not impossible. The seagulls circle around the crow's nest in a big circle and from time to time, dive down to catch a fish of the colorful carpet. For the lookout position Asura is on duty for now. Her hair fly's in the breezy wind of the sea. Her new outfit is way nobler then the scraped slave tunic she had on before she joined Takas raid on the pirates. She now wears a cold and unfriendly DarkSlateBlue outfit without sleeves. A black rose bouquet is stitched on it and it comes with a skirt that is long, quadratic and free on the sites though it still covers the critical parts, even when moving fast. It reaches down to the feet and has a clean seam on it. The neck of it is fully closed. Of course there is nothing to see around here beside some rocks that jut out of the oce
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Hikari no unmei Arc I Ch. 7 P3
The dim moon shines down and creates a pretty twilight in the few trees around the camping ground. A mouse just snaps some bugs for a midnight snack and crawls around the ground. It is close to midnight and the owls hunt. The mouse that just ate is still hungry and looks around for some more eatable things. Unaware of the predator far above her head the mouse sniffs around. The owl interested watches her and waits for the right moment to strike. The owl begins to fly, aiming for the mouse but in the middle of the dive she gets entangle in a string with some paper tags and the moment she hits she enflames. On the campsite the fire crackles as well.
"So Naruto, where should I start? There are so many kinds of traps and so different ways of setting them up… Well, let us start with the following. The two main categories are active and passive traps. Active traps are active from the beginning and passive traps activate itself when the enemy hits them and damage them. An example for the
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Hikari no unmei A1-C6-P3
The foam of the waves sparkles red and Risa that was about to go up again sees this and knows, Suigetsu won. "So he made it, I knew he would. I could bring him his blade still but his friends as well fight in the same moment and probably on the win now as well so I better head back to prepare their ship and when they board it present him his weapon. He sure will be pleased and thank me. Then I bet I can learn under him." So she goes out of the sight Suigetsu could have if he would look down now to ready a ship. He though slowly and energy-drained walks to the hole to make sure his opponent is dead and sees him sticking on the rocks. "Serve you right for making me throw and lose for ever my sword. Shall the seagulls enjoy this skewered and salted meal fully. Now I better head forward and check if Juugo needs some assistance though he has probably finished by now as well. The next room wasn't that far away and the Water Prison variation held me long enough." Before he leaves a spits on t
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Sonic Chron. Infinite Empire
Sonic Chronicles 2: Infinite Empire
Time is an endless, ever ongoing and changing line with no beginning and no end. Each occurring event changes the pace and shapes a new future.
Prologue:
Short after the Cyclon with Sonic and crew entered the Twilight Cage and Eggman stopped his evil laugher…
››Now I got rid of this annoying Hedgehog and his friends and with the Data and Technique the Nocturns left behind it won't take long to re-build my city and soon the dawn my Egg Empire will arrive. No one will interrupt me any more and additionally with the belts of this Echidnas I will be able to slow my ageing so I can live for centuries or even millennia, this day marks the beginning of an infinite Empire. Muhahahahaha...‹‹
Then later, after Ix lost to Super Sonic in the Twilight Cage somewhere in a rift between Space and Time he is drifting in nothingness. He hears a voice just too familiar.
It's the same voice he and all the other Nocturnus heard while they got imp
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Favourite genre of music: J-Music
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Personal Quote: The deeper the fall the higher the rise.
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As you smart cookies know, Erdogan's dictatorship is just around the corner. Should have been clear from the moment on, he build his palace in a nature reserve. Then, even the most stupid people should have realized that, when he forbade free speech (for the press) he aims to be the sole man in power.
Well, since most people are more stupid than you believe, no one stopped his rise and Germany's Merkel even crawled under his table... ergh don't want to continue this thought since the imagined picture scared me for life already. However, the whole story isn't that surprising considering, USA already started a hidden dictatorship with Trump. Although I must admit, some of his policies are a good base thought (about illegal immigrant though the wall is a bit over the top and getting back economy).
Now, you may wonder "but people voted him" well true and it is partial their fault but that's not the root of it. Here is where the globalization comes in. Blandly spoken, democracy, in it's current form, is just far away from the best governing system with the globalization around. The current governments are just unable or rather unwilling to reduce the problems and negative effects that come up with a world wide connection. The politics are more concerned about having a good international stand than to help there own country. A government should first and foremost, think about the well being of their own country. That's what they are there for. And if you want to help your country, your bound to piss off other governments because you won't give them your support, in whatever form. Things like powering money in dying countries because they won't change to lift themselves and never get it back or wasting taxes, by taking in and give luxury to refugees/illegal immigrants, because they demand it and get aggressive if they don't get what they heard from, just make your own people angry (not to mention their unwillingness to learn the country's language and fitting in the culture but instead, claim to be suppressed and rejected and force their culture upon). Don't get me wrong, helping others is important but "BEFORE YOU HELP OTHERS, HELP YOURSELVES AND SOLVE THE PROBLEMS IN YOUR HOUSE FIRST! ONCE YOU HAVE NO MORE PROBLEMS, YOU CAN HELP OUT OTHERS (BETTER)!"
That companies outsource their production to cheaper lands and thus having less work for the own countrymen is another problem of globalization. The anger and disappointment bottles up and results in voting those, who promise a grip-able solution. Unfortunately, that's often extremists and wannabe dictators. On the other hand, I rather have one smart person on top, who thinks to us first than hundreds of bubble-heads who don't get anything done.

Now, that's my thought on the situation. Have a nice day and see you around.

UPDATE:
Erdogans recent Terror Thread. I already suspected he works with the IS. I mean, wasn't there assault pretty helpful in his rise? Well, since he now spoke up the threat it pretty much proofed my theory. Still no government will do anything and our Merkel will most likely bop her head even more in his favor. Certainly not voting her party. Unfortunately most Germans, if they even manage to lift there lazy ass to go voting, will still vote the same incompetent idiots anew. I feel so terrible ashamed to be German with this...

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WaterdragonWave Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Danke für den Favo und das Llama :D
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Thanks so much for the fav! :)
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BladeofJudgement Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
sure, it's a damn nice pic
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By the way, thanks for the spitting mammal. :p
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sure thing. Llama pals forever!!!
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;p
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Thank you for the fav! ^__^
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Thank you for the watch! I really appreciate it!
I hope you'll continue to enjoy my art! <3
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we'll see, I'm just curious.
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